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💬 Keyboard Confessions #76
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Keyboard Confessions Your new favorite Friday email. It’s a bit ridiculous, a bit satire, and a whole lot of relatable. Each week, I’ll be pulling back the curtain on the hilarious, often absurd, truths of the work-from-home hustle—because we all know entrepreneurship isn’t as polished as it looks. The World Has Rules. Nobody Wrote Them Down. I’ve noticed something strange about humans. There are rules to this world. And absolutely none of them are written anywhere. No handbook. 📓 “Welcome to Earth. Here are the social operating instructions.” Instead, we’re all just wandering around observing each other like confused anthropologists. Trying to figure it out. For example. You walk into a store and someone says, “Hey, how are you?” Now here’s the fascinating part. They do not actually want to know how you are. This is not a question. The acceptable responses are: “Good!” Even if five minutes ago you dropped your coffee, your kid glued a sock to the wall, and your Wi-Fi is behaving like it’s powered by hamsters. 🐹 But we all follow the script. Because that’s the rule. Nobody told us the rule. But we know it. Another one. If you wave at someone because you thought they waved at you… …and then realize they were waving at the person behind you… You must immediately pretend you were stretching. 🙆♀️ Everyone knows this. Nobody discussed it. It’s just part of the Human Survival Manual™. And the older I get, the more I realize something fascinating. My whole writing style — the weird little observational stories I tell in these emails — is basically me doing one thing: Trying to figure out how the world actually works. Not the official version. The real version. The unwritten rules. The silent agreements. The invisible social choreography that keeps society running without anyone explaining it. Because once you start noticing these things… You realize something slightly hilarious: Most of life is just people following scripts they inherited from other people who were also guessing. 👀 Nobody is really “in charge.” We’re all just collectively agreeing that things work a certain way. Which is oddly comforting. Because if the rules were made up by humans… Then humans can also rewrite them. That applies to life. But it also applies to business. Somewhere along the way, someone decided there were “rules” for how online business is supposed to work. You must do things a certain way. But the funny thing is… Most of the people who built wildly successful businesses? They didn’t follow the rulebook. They noticed the unwritten rules… …and then they quietly broke the ones that didn’t make sense. Which might be the most useful life skill of all. Learning the difference between: The rules that keep society functioning… …and the ones that are just habits nobody questioned. Anyway. The more I observe humans… The more I’m convinced we’re all just advanced monkeys politely pretending we know what we’re doing. 🐒 Which honestly explains a lot. xo, P.S. Good news. There isn’t. Inside the PLR Cookie Jar Membership, you can grab 6 ready-to-sell products immediately, customize them, and start putting them out into the world this weekend. No secret handshake required. 🤝 Just people figuring things out together. 👉 Starting at just $14/month. Because the plot twist we’re choosing now? PROFIT. 👉 Come peek inside the jar and make your digital life easier. February & March Goodies Are Ready and Waiting For You! Loving these Keyboard Confessions? PPS. Wanna skip the guesswork and grab a bundle biz that’s already working? I’m officially selling the Cookie Jar Swag Bag Bundle business. Here’s what you’ll get:
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Keyboard Confessions Your new favorite Friday email. It’s a bit ridiculous, a bit satire, and a whole lot of relatable. Each week, I’ll be pulling back the curtain on the hilarious, often absurd, truths of the work-from-home hustle—because we all know entrepreneurship isn’t as polished as it looks. I Think I Triggered… Something? Was it an action? A sequence? A crisis? A panic attack?! I’m okay-ish If you’ve been reading these emails for a while, then you already know this very important fact...
Keyboard Confessions Your new favorite Friday email. It’s a bit ridiculous, a bit satire, and a whole lot of relatable. Each week, I’ll be pulling back the curtain on the hilarious, often absurd, truths of the work-from-home hustle—because we all know entrepreneurship isn’t as polished as it looks. Adding Whimsy Flipped The Switch and suddenly… everything felt electric! ⚡️ The biz whimsy glow-up is real! There are two types of people in business. (ok, there are more, but humor me for this...
Hey Hey Reader! Every Friday, I write an email that’s a little less “marketing guru” and a little more “me with a keyboard and too many opinions.” 🤭 I call it Keyboard Confessions.It’s messy. It’s honest. It’s mildly unhinged (in the best way). And — somehow — it’s become the most popular thing I send. People actually look forward to it. Like… they open it before their coffee is brewed — forward to it. And yes, I sell something in each of these emails, but it doesn’t feel like I’m selling....